Oh holy fuck, this is the best AU I’ve ever seen.
TINY BEAN FEET!!!
CHUBBY CAT PAWS
We are not gods. We’re born, we live, we die just as humans do.
GET OUT OF MY ROOM, THOR!!!
Holland: Have you noticed rappers never sing nice things about girls? He’s not like, “I wanna take your clothes of and hang ‘em up real nice.”
Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
Because Thomas William Hiddleston is in fact a five-year-old stuck in a 32-year-old body.
I am in the Hiddleston fandom and can confirm this.
This makes me grin like a dumbass.